Mr. Mom

Hey folks, so this was my first week of stay-at-home dad duty. We had a really good time, we went on some nice walks, Molly practiced rolling over, we went to the farmers' market, all sorts of fun. Unfortunately yesterday I got a bit sloppy with the baby and left her unattended at home for several hours while I went out to a bar to drink beers and watch mud wrestling on TV. When I came back, this is what happened. I knew there was a reason they don't trust men with kids...