Minivans, explained

We don't have one, but I finally understand why they became so popular in the 80's (or was it the 90's?). Once parents were required to strap their kids into car seats, they could no longer fit three across in the backseat. So, if they wanted to go anywhere with more than four people (parents + 2 kids), like, say, a guest or a friend or perhaps even another child, they needed a third row of seats.

That is, unless you're Zach and you're okay wedging yourself between the carseats and sitting sideways (and that's going to protect you in case of an accident how?).