Molly's Advertisements, circa 2008?

I found a slip of paper that I'd written down some funny advertisements Molly made up. I remember her announcing them - but of course I didn't write a date on the paper. I can only assume it was in that first year of Clara's life - maybe spring of 2008?

Stroller

Kid sits upside down!

And it's safe!

Dress

uncomfortable, 

but it's pretty!

Plastic Bag

with hands & it's mean.

It can grab stuff from your bag

& throw it far away.

Glad to see that she got a hang of advertising at an early age. :)